Until now. Quirrely VIP quantifies the cognitive signature of any written language — your brand, your competitors, your media landscape, the person across the table.
Every Quirrely product runs on the same LNCP engine — five dimensions, one cognitive fingerprint. Signal measures your brand. Lens tracks the media. Brief profiles the room. Fit scores the hire.
Measure your brand voice across every channel — homepage, social, campaign, sales. See exactly where it holds and where it drifts. Competitive mode benchmarks you against up to five peers.
Tell us the story you want profiled — the engine reads the voices underneath. Three media compared side by side, five scored dimensions each, returned within 24 hours.
Paste any public writing. Get a scored voice profile and a pre-meeting brief — how this person receives information, how to engage, and what to avoid.
Score applicant writing against employer voice. Surface cognitive alignment before the interview — not after the hire.
The LNCP engine — Lexical Numerical Cognitive Protocol — reads any body of written text and returns a precise cognitive fingerprint. 110+ linguistic patterns. 19 voice markers. Five continuous dimensions scored 0–100. No training data. No model fine-tuning. Pure measurement.
A real analysis from a B2B technology brand. Four channels measured. One finding that changed the brief.
The homepage speaks at Force 83. The social feed speaks at Force 4. These are not two tones of the same voice — they are two different brands occupying the same name.
The About page carries Mediation 36 — highest in the peer category. Campaign copy carries Mediation 0. One channel shapes meaning for the reader. The other just stops.
Stability holds across all four channels. The architecture is intact. The problem is not style — it is conviction. The brand knows what it believes on the homepage. It does not carry that knowledge anywhere else.
Quirrely VIP gives communications professionals the same precision on language that analytics platforms give on traffic and conversion.
Run voice analysis across your full client roster. Bring scored data into every brand review, pitch, and campaign debrief.
Know where your brand voice drifts across channels and how it compares to category leaders — before the next campaign ships.
Score any public writing before any meeting. Know the profile, the register, and how to engage before you say a word.
We work from your brief. Analysis returned in 24–72 hours. Review within 7 days.
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